"In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
"I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.
and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures: Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.